We pick up from the middle of TDI Episode 6: The Sucky Outdoors. In this version, Katie and Sadie did not wander off from the group and are with the rest of the team as they set up camp.
As she tries to sleep, Bridgette hears some noises and notices Katie and Sadie giggling as they try to sneak off. Most of the Bass are awake and just try to ignore them. Bridgette however, decides to follow.
Bridgette: Wait up! Where are you two going?
Katie: Uh…
Sadie: Firewood! We’re like going to go get some more!
Katie: I could go for some of your firewood!
Sadie: Hee hee! Shh shh!
Bridgette: You know, it’s really not safe out there. Can’t… this wait until tomorrow?
Sadie: C’mon Bridge! Please?
Katie: Please Bridgette? We’ll be quick, we promise!
Sadie/Katie: Please? Please?
Bridgette: Oh alright. Just keep the camp in sight.
Sadie/Katie: OH THANK YOU!
The two go bolting off and Bridgette shakes her head and takes a short walk back to her tent.
A fair ways away, Sadie pushes Katie down onto a nice mossy rock and the two start making out. Katie starts groping her friend through her shirt and Sadie moans, giving Katie access to her chest. In a quick motion Katie rips off Sadie’s shirt and starts sucking her plump tit*.
Sadie: Oh f*ck yeah!
Katie: Mmmph!
Sadie pulls Katie’s legs over shoulders before ripping open her shorts. Katie’s puss* is already sopping and Sadie eagerly dives in, dragging her tongue across her friend’s juicy vulva. Katie groans before freeing Sadie's thick girl co*ck.
(Chris: Holy sh*t, where was she hiding that!?)
Katie immediately takes Sadie’s entire length into their throat and the two start violently 69ing for what feels like minutes.
Sadie: MMMm <3 !!!
Katie: Mmmm- MMMM!!!!
Sadie: AAAGGGHHHHHH!!!
The girls’ fun is abruptly and violently cut short as a giant shadow steps out, blotting out the moon. Neither notice him as he jams a hook through Sadie’s dick which stabs Katie through the mouth and pokes out her neck. Sadie screams at the sudden pain, then screams louder at the blood gushing out of her BFF’s neck. Katie flails on Sadie’s body as she chokes on her own blood.
The figure yanks hard, splitting Sadie’s co*ck in two down the middle, and jerking Katie into the air by her neck. The figure turns and Katie gets a good look at his masked face, stained with blood, her blood. She feels something sharp and jagged pressing into her torso.
Sadie: NO PLEASE!!
The killer turns on the chainsaw which rips through Katie’s waist like a 2 by 4. Katie’s legs drop and crumple to the ground as the killer throws his victim aside. Sadie crawls over to Katie and begins crying over her.
Sadie: No no don't die, please don't die!
Katie: R-run *coughing blood* ru- …
There’s no time to, and even if she did, she’d never escape. The killer brings his chainsaw down on Sadie’s skull. Sadie screeches and blood and brains go flying everywhere, including Katie's face. The chainsaw makes quick work of Sadie and tears through Sadie’s ribs and heart in seconds. Katie watches as half of Sadie slump over and the two die staring into the others' eyes.
The killer looks around to see if anyone is watching before freeing his own co*ck and having his way with the dead teens’ bodies. After many minutes of grunting, the killer slings half of Sadie over one shoulder while dragging Katie’s bottom half with his hook, wandering off back into the woods.
The next morning:
Chris: So… think they’re dead?
Chef: hmm… 20 bucks says yes.
As they chat, a lone Bridgette comes walking out of the woods, drenched and crying.
Chef: Damn it!
Chris: Welcome back… Killer Bass! How was your night?
Bridgette: I… I killed them… oh god I killed them!
Chris: Heh! Is that right? Want to explain to our audience what happened?
Bridgette: No no, I can’t… I can’t relive what-
Chris: No worries! We got everything on camera! Those plucky interns saw everything!
Bridgette: What?
Chris pulls out a remote as an intern wheels in a TV.
He presses a button and reveals the Screaming Gophers around their campfire. Owen rips the fur off a bear and gets immediately mauled to death as the camera crew run off and hide.
Cut to morning as the crew investigate and they come upon the bloody remains of the former gophers. Some Beth here, a severed Heather leg over there. A hunk of half eaten Leshawna by the fire pit.
Bridgette nearly throws up. Chris hits another button and the screen shows the Killer Bass sleeping in the tent as Bridgette steps out in pursuit of Katie and Sadie. They talk, the two leave, Bridgette catches a bat to the face, stumbles across the campfire, and sends a burning coal into the tent which immediately bursts into flames. The cries of the Killer Bass ring out as they burn to bits inside their tent, people try to rush outside, but someone trips, the tent collapses, and the tent flap quickly gets lost as it becomes a shambling mess of burning cloth and limbs. Bridgette rushes around in a panic, but there’s not a drop of water to be found. She falls to her knees and covers her ears, trying in vain to block out the agonied death howls of her team. A severely burnt hand punches out of the tent, grasping at her, but falls limp.
Bridgette just cries as the mass of bodies stop moving and the screams die out. The tent bursts open and the charred corpses of her teammates stare up at her. Seconds after, it starts pouring The fire goes out in seconds. Bridgette cries harder.
Bridgette: T-THERE WERE PEOPLE THERE!? *turns to camera* A-AND YOU DID NOTHING!?
Chris: Yupperino! The camera crew and staff are under contract to never interact with the contestants. Speaking of contracts, so were all of you! So instead of facing 6 counts of manslaughter, you get to continue participating as Total Drama’s sole remaining contestant!
Bridgette: O-oh god, b-but what about Katie and Sadie! They’re still out there! I-I didn’t kill everyone on my team!
Chris nods to the left, revealing the remains of Katie and Sadie, recovered by the camera crew.
Chris: Yeah, looks like there was some masked killer out in the woods? There was footage too, but obviously nothing we can air. If only someone didn’t let those two lovebirds wander off into the woods alone, maybe they’d still be alive!
Bridgette falls to her knees and starts sobbing.
Chris: Oh wait, no. Then they’d be burnt to a crisp along with the rest of your teammates! Buuut, look on the bright side! As the final remaining contestant of Total Drama Island, you are officially the winner of ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS!
Confetti rains down, the whole crew starts cheering, and a large spotlight is focused on Bridgette. Bridgette cries harder. Chef walks in with a giant check which Bridgette doesn’t motion towards.
Chris: Aw, don’t be like that! You’re a winner now! And one hundred grand pays for a ton of things! Including therapy!
Chef: So uh… what are we gonna do now? No contestants, no more episodes.
Chris: Teen fame seekers are like drops in the bucket. We’ll get a new cast in no time! Hear that all you fans? Audition now, and this could be you!
Camera cuts to a hopeless weeping Bridgette before fading to black.
